Post Script

It's a little weird to add this little caveat in the middle of nowhere, but I think it's important. I am a solid independent who has voted for Republican, Democratic, and Green candidates. All political views expressed on here are solely from a mostly-unbiased and completely non-partisan viewpoint. Relatedly, all celebrity commentary is from a purely logical and detached standpoint. I'm not Perez Hilton, a person whose gossip is slightly tainted by the fact that what he desires most is to be a celebrity. Can't bite the hand that you want to feed you, after all. No, no, I have a regular job and a regular life. The point of this is not to be rich and famous, it's to provide an outlet for the fumbling, blustering rage I feel at certain stories, people, and events. Okay, enough of that now.